A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.

 

 

 

 

 

“The blonde then asks, “What does it do?”

 

 

 

The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. “The blonde says, “Oh! I could use some-thing like that! I’ll take it!